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Israeli Labor Party To Choose Its Next Irrelevant Leader

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Labor logoJerusalem (AP) – Polling stations across Israel are open today for the Labor Party primaries, in which the party membership will select its next leader for a period of continued marginal significance to national politics.

125 stations have been open since 8:00 AM local time. As of 1:00 PM, participation has been estimated at approximately thirteen percent of eligible voters, representing the shrinking vestiges of a once-powerful political juggernaut decaying into a pathetic shadow of its former self.

Formally founded in 1968 through a merger of three parties, Labor’s roots in fact reach back to the establishment of Israel 20 years earlier. From the establishment of the state until 1977, the party in its various forms led the country’s governing coalition, followed by a period of seesawing rivalry with the upstart Likud that lasted until 2001, the last year Israel had a Prime Minister from Labor. Infighting, personal rivalries, ideological differences, and other difficulties led a number of iconic figures to abandon the party in the ensuing years, and it now controls a mere 15 seats in the 120-seat Knesset. For some reason, one that experts primarily identify as misguided nostalgia, or perhaps revisionism, the party leadership has continued to conduct itself as if Labor’s positions still matter on a national level.

The two candidates squaring off to lead the shell of a once-glorious institution are its current chairwoman Shelly Yechimovich, and Yitzhak Herzog, son of a former President of Israel and grandson of its first Chief Rabbi. Whereas the contests of yore would command the attention of the national media for weeks, the current contest has attracted only token mention in recent days, when news programs had run out of items of lasting political and cultural significance, such as the case of a popular singer under investigation for liaisons with underage girls.

According to political analyst Hanan Crystal, who writes for a popular daily and comments on politics for Voice of Israel radio, Labor resembles a professional athlete way past his prime who still demands playing time despite being unable to put up numbers that would justify the investment.

“To put it in terms most Americans would understand, Labor reminds me of the New York Yankees,” he explained. “Not in terms of vitriol, since the party is far too bland and incompetent to generate bon fide animosity, but in terms of its investment in aging stars and resting on its reputation from decades past instead of truly developing a young, enthusiastic core” more common in the parties with a clear ideology instead of the “let’s get into power with a vaguely socialist platform and then figure it out” so characteristic of the post-Rabin years.

“But I don’t know why we’re even talking about this,” added Crystal. “I mean, we just found out that Julio Iglesias’s performance here has been postponed a whole week.”



Written by Thag

November 21, 2013 at 2:23 pm

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