Mightier Than The Pen

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The Top Ten Things Never Said by a Parent

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Written by Thag

November 2, 2012 at 10:33 am

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  1. Oh so very throw

    The Clothesline

    November 2, 2012 at 12:53 pm

  2. 0.5 Your mother sent you to me to tell you where babies come from? Ok, bring it on, I’m ready

    SabaSy

    November 2, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    • “Well, most people just go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.”

      “I came from *Sears?*”

      “No, *you* were a Blue Light Special at K-Mart. Almost as good, an a LOT cheaper.”

      “MOMMMYYYYYYY!!!”

      Thag

      November 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm

      • Who taught you that?

        SabaSy

        November 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm

        • Calvin’s dad – the role model for all parents. It’s either that or his babysitter Rosalyn.

          Thag

          November 2, 2012 at 3:47 pm

          • Just wait until your mother gets home!

            SabaSy

            November 2, 2012 at 3:51 pm

  3. I also never said, “Squirm around some more, I love making bed-time last longer than the Tonight Show.”

    Lorna's Voice

    November 2, 2012 at 6:32 pm

  4. I’m sorry but I like number 10 and I am totally going to say that some day.

    Trent Lewin

    November 2, 2012 at 6:36 pm

  5. Nabbing this for facebook. The school project one always gets me. Walking out the door for school, Oh my science fair project is due today. WtH?

    rebecca2000

    November 2, 2012 at 9:10 pm

  6. Reblogged this on Collectables and commented:
    Never heard my parents say these!

    Margy Rydzynski

    November 2, 2012 at 9:51 pm


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