Mightier Than The Pen

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The Top Ten Things Never Said by a Parent

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Written by Thag

November 2, 2012 at 10:33 am

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  1. Oh so very throw

    The Clothesline

    November 2, 2012 at 12:53 pm

  2. 0.5 Your mother sent you to me to tell you where babies come from? Ok, bring it on, I’m ready


    November 2, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    • “Well, most people just go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.”

      “I came from *Sears?*”

      “No, *you* were a Blue Light Special at K-Mart. Almost as good, an a LOT cheaper.”



      November 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm

      • Who taught you that?


        November 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm

        • Calvin’s dad – the role model for all parents. It’s either that or his babysitter Rosalyn.


          November 2, 2012 at 3:47 pm

          • Just wait until your mother gets home!


            November 2, 2012 at 3:51 pm

  3. I also never said, “Squirm around some more, I love making bed-time last longer than the Tonight Show.”

    Lorna's Voice

    November 2, 2012 at 6:32 pm

  4. I’m sorry but I like number 10 and I am totally going to say that some day.

    Trent Lewin

    November 2, 2012 at 6:36 pm

  5. Nabbing this for facebook. The school project one always gets me. Walking out the door for school, Oh my science fair project is due today. WtH?


    November 2, 2012 at 9:10 pm

  6. Reblogged this on Collectables and commented:
    Never heard my parents say these!

    Margy Rydzynski

    November 2, 2012 at 9:51 pm

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