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Parenting Formulas: You Know, I Was Never Good at Math

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Written by Thag

January 15, 2012 at 3:35 pm

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  1. This should be made into a poster!

    whatimeant2say

    January 15, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    • “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first annual Thag Conference. We wanted to have name tags available at the entrance, but Thag’s two-year-old and four-year-old decided the cards would work better as toilet cloggers.

      Our first presentation, as your programs would tell you if Thag’s seven-year-old hadn’t decided to use the printer as a surface for hammering, features the mathematics of parenting. These formulas describe how children do what they do – or don’t do what they should. Everyone please give a warm welcome to Stephen Hawking, who recently admitted he doesn’t understand children, either…”

      Thag

      January 15, 2012 at 8:09 pm


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