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Israeli Ecological Demographers Warn of Hasid Reign

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Gastropod Sales Forecast Sluggish

Orly Taitz Unable to Produce Original Store Receipt

Ambitious Vivisectionist Hoarder Keeps Abreast

LGBT Activists Mistakenly Attend Rally for Transylvania

Egyptologists Unearth Ancient Pyramid Scheme

 

Bible Critics Denounce Apostles’ Acts

Ferdinand Marcos Leads in Voting for Most Popular Deceased Leader, with 29,877,897,321,001 Ballots Counted

Road Cut Off by Jackknifed Swiss Army Truck

Literary Re-enactor to Give Hemingway Suicide a Shot

Double Major in Chemistry and Geology Described as Ether/Ore

Secular Israeli Environmentalists Warn of Hasid Reign

Bach-Loving Church Grateful to Organ Donor

Consumers Find Rotting Flesh in Post­® Humus

Insane Organic Farmer Declared Non Compost Mentis

 

Old Foggies Reminisce About Mist Opportunities

Helium-Inhaling Umpire Calls Pitches High

 

Brass, Wind and Percussion Items Confiscated from Orchestra Members Now Classified as Banned Instruments

Viral Marketer Introduces Cellular Phage Service

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Written by Thag

December 12, 2011 at 10:18 pm

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  1. Very clever puns. My hat’s off to you!

    Lorna's Voice

    December 12, 2011 at 11:07 pm

  2. very, very punny, Thag… especially like your double major – ether/ore… can’t stop lol!!!
    🙂

    BuddhaKat

    December 13, 2011 at 2:45 am


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