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Are You Sure Immodium Isn’t an Element?

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Observations from my current bout with an unhappy metabolism:

1. Vertigo could actually be fun if it didn’t feel so goddamn awful.

2. What a difference bidet makes.

3. “I gambled and lost” is probably the best way to describe a certain unfortunate post-digestive phenomenon.

4. It’s just plain not fair when one is completely prostrate, flexing not a muscle, yet one feels too much potential energy.

5. Feeling absolutely horrible is not the best time to discover your kids have done something really, really bad.

6. When one gets a sudden burst of energy, one should use it to perform basic functions such as eating, or perhaps showering. Not blogging. Idiot.

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Written by Thag

October 10, 2011 at 10:41 am

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  1. Funny. And I know the feeling! I’m going to have to keep an eye on you! 😉

    Lorna's Voice

    October 10, 2011 at 8:21 pm

  2. Oh, but it is so funny! Well worth postponing the shower. Not sure about a meal, though. Nothing is worth missing that.

    whatimeant2say

    October 11, 2011 at 4:22 am


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