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The Protocols of the Elders of Nowheresville

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Look, I’m as bat-guano insane as the next rabid antisemite, but this (as brought by the New York Times) is going too far:

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — Malaysia’s government-linked media has claimed that foreign Jewish groups might try to meddle in this Muslim-majority country by supporting an opposition-backed push to reform electoral laws.

Political activists who recently staged a huge demonstration say the accusation is an irresponsible attempt to discredit them through appeals to religious prejudice.

The Malay-language Utusan Malaysia newspaper said in an editorial Monday that Malaysians “cannot allow anyone, especially the Jews, to interfere secretly in this country’s business.” It offered no evidence and named no specific group.

Prime Minister Najib Razak’s administration cracked down July 9 on at least 20,000 demonstrators who marched in Kuala Lumpur demanding more transparency in electoral laws.

Those sneaky Jews. If they’re not poisoning wells or controlling banks and media, they’re meddling in the affairs of backwater countries in South Asia that most Jews have never heard of. Or would want to.

Seriously, does the Malaysian leadership really think Jews give a kosher damn about them? (Mental note: look up “kosher” and determine whether a “damn” can be so). It’s one thing to control the economy of, say, Germany, or even the United States. If you’re a nefarious race hell-bent on world domination, you go where the action is. You don’t go mucking around where a tsunami might hit you right in the punim. And for what? Supremacy in the lucrative industry of dying from dengue fever?

I’m with the opposition on this one. I mean, seriously – you toe the Protocols line about Jews controlling the media, then turn around and have the media report that Jews are behind the political upheaval? Well, make up your mind, dude: either the story is suspect because the main media outlets are compromised, or one of the central tenets of your weltanschauung is false.

Ah, but those clever, sly Jews – they want you to get complacent about their control of the media, so they have such reports appear in their media outlets, thereby deflecting accusations that they control it all! You have to respect such deviousness, such craft! We must remain vigilant! The Jew is everywhere!

Everywhere, my tuchus (that’s Yiddish for “Malaysia”). The Jew couldn’t care less about your fart-infested little country. He has bigger gefilte fish to fry. You know, like deciding whether to buy the pink toilet paper or the blue. Or weighing the merits of Norwegian smoked salmon vs. Canadian. On the Jew’s list of priorities, these and other crucial considerations far outrank anything remotely connected to Malaysia, except maybe trying to remember the name of that actor who played the British soldier caught behind Japanese lines in Malaysia during WWII. No, that other guy. Maybe he was American.

So let’s be frank, Utusan Malaysia: the Jews couldn’t be behind the political opposition because it’s just not worth their time. Quit pretending your country is important enough for Jews to want to undermine your government.

You’re doing a fine job of it yourself, actually.

Written by Thag

July 18, 2011 at 11:02 pm

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