Are You (a) Wealthy or (b) *Really* Wealthy?
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3. Annual income:
(a) $999,999 or less
(d) $50,000,000 or more
(a) Business Executive
(c) Professional athlete/entertainer
5. Skin tone:
6. How many cars do you own?
(d) The entire UPS trucking fleet
7. How many acres does your primary residence occupy?
(d) My last name is Trump.
8. What is your preferred pastime?
(d) Options trading
9. Number of homes you currently own:
(d) When I stay at a hotel, I purchase it for the duration of my stay.
10. Number of children:
12. Favorite charitable cause:
(a) The Republican National Committee
(b) Forest Lake Country Club
(c) The American Petroleum Institute
(d) The Betty Ford Clinic
13. Of what achievement are you most proud?
(a) Leveraging debentures
(b) Negotiating the purchase of a major work of Impressionist art
(c) Marrying the daughter of a prominent financier
(d) Running a major sports franchise into the ground
14. Which of the following phrases generates the most excitement for you?
(a) Cultural attaché
(b) Made in China
(d) Ronald Reagan
15. What is the most offensive term in the English language?
(a) Labor Union
(b) Affirmative Action
(c) Democratic Party
(d) President Obama
16. Which undergraduate university did you attend?
17. What is your ancestry?
(a) Mayflower arrivals
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