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Making The World A Bitter Place

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What the world needs: Pollution reduction.
What the world got:
Talk radio.

What the world needs: Fair trade.
What the world got:
Chinese “Versace” knockoffs.

What the world needs: Inspiring ambassadors of the arts.
What the world got:
Barry Manilow.

What the world needs: Sober, informed discourse of important issues.
What the world got:
Radio call-in shows.

What the world needs: Competitive professional sports franchises.
What the world got:
The Detroit Lions.

What the world needs: Truth in advertising.
What the world got:
Election campaigns.

What the world needs: Leadership.
What the world got:
Dallas Cowboy fans.

What the world needs: Wholesome family entertainment.
What the world got:
Eminem.

What the world needs: Humility commensurate with talent.
What the world got:
American Idol.

What the world needs: Honest, non-cynical international arbitration.
What the world got:
The UN.

What the world needs: More Sixties music.
What the world got:
Disco.

What the world needs: More Godiva chocolates.
What the world got:
Smurf Berry Crunch.

What the world needs: Less reliance on fossil fuels.
What the world got:
NASCAR.

What the world needs: Classic Broadway shows.
What the world got:
Spiderman.

What the world needs: Sports that highlight teamwork and athletic prowess.
What the world got:
NASCAR.

What the world needs: Open, sincere communication.
What the world got:
MySpace.

What the world needs: Compelling, popular, enduring literary works.
What the world got:
Marmaduke.

What the world needs: Informed public opinion.
What the world got:
Radio call-in shows.

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Written by Thag

February 8, 2011 at 4:02 pm

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