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You Named Her WHAT?!

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Names that sound like good names for girls but are not:

Angina
Quiche
Melanoma
Lease
Artifice
Gonorrhea
Visa
Opticia
Police
Tuba
Anorexia
Bandanna
Hernia
Machine
Duplicity
Tamale

Names that sound like good names for boys but are not:

Spork
Fellatio
Specter
Frock
Louse
Blister
Jargon
Jiggle
Bimbo
Prank
Ulcer
Contrarian
Ogle

Further submissions welcome.

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Written by Thag

January 18, 2011 at 8:59 pm

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  1. Melanoma is a beautiful girl’s name. It sounds royal!

    I am sure that she and her brother, Carcinogen, will grow up into fine human beings.

    Posky

    January 18, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    • What about their new-age cousin, Chemo?

      Thag

      January 18, 2011 at 9:43 pm

  2. Boy: Gorgon
    Girl: Pretense

    Thag

    January 20, 2011 at 10:37 pm

  3. Boy: Morbid
    Girl: Polenta

    Thag

    January 27, 2011 at 11:54 pm

  4. If you must name him something impressive, make it Sesquipedalian.

    Thag

    February 7, 2011 at 9:59 pm


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